Welcome To Crazy Town

Sorry about not posting the last couple of days, I kinda was busy. Let me tell you about my weekend:

No Folsom, my friends didn’t get here until about 10pm, which made me a little pissed because I could have gone to CAS with my family. Also I lost my keys to my room for a second so I spent about 20 mins running around the building looking for them. I finally found them in a stairwell of all places….which I hadn’t even gone to that day! My friends once here, and after I found my keys, kidnapped me and took me to Castro St. Now I didn’t know this, but Castro St residents love Folsom. In fact most of the people there had just come from Folsom and were in full attire (by this I mean they were naked with cock rings on). I did get a shirt out this whole night (Escape from New York pizza!), and came back to the dorms with everyone looking quite confused. My two friends had told me they were getting married. That’s right, one lesbian and one gay guy were going to marry each other, just because. I am going to be the best man/maid of honor for them. So I am wearing a suit at the ceremony and a bridesmaid dress during the dance (weird I know). They hope to go through with it this January although I am highly skeptical about the enitre thing. Albert went home over the weekend, and came back with Gatorade! Diandra and I ended up going out, officially but broke it off on Monday because I am still not ready. Something felt way off that day. Oh and my room is now redone so we have more room! I am quite excited.The final thing that I did was figure out what I’m going to be for Halloween. I’m going to be a Tranny, which will be interesting to pull off (I hope I don’t get raped!!). So yeah, that’s my story/ramble about the weekend. Now I’m off to laugh at Albert trying to beat Through Fire and Flames on Guitar Hero.

So later today (by that I mean when I wake up at like 10 am), I will be attending the Folsom Street Fair. This is a kind of “festival” where the kinkiest of fetishes are exhibited for all to see. I’m talking about leather, whips, chains, naked people jacking off everywhere, you know all that good stuff. I will be attending this little suare with my two gay friends, Ethan and Stephanie. They are coming up tomorrow hopefully, if not then I will be kinda mad at them because I missed out on going to C.A.S (California Academy of Science) with my family! I think I’ll drag Matt to Folsom. You see Matt is this would be Mormon super sheltered kid from San Jose. So a good fetish fest might be good for him, open him up a little. Normally I would try to traumatize Albert, but he’s not here. He decided to head up (again) to Petaluma for the weekend. But I guess it makes sense since it was his birthday on Thursday haha. Anyways I’m going off to be random, have fun kids!

This blog isn’t called welcome to crazy town for nothing, I really do believe I am losing it. Ever slowly as time passes all sense of rational just ebbs away in the waters of insanity. It’s not just the psychosis that is getting to me, I think the depression is back. After Emily and I ended our strange relationship, I had expected a huge time of immense sadness. I mean after-all here was a girl I had known most my life and was completely in love with, but the moment never came. I had been preparing for it in the week leading up to that day. At first I thought nothing of it, thinking that maybe I had prepared myself enough so that it didn’t affect me so badly. That was almost a month ago, now here I am almost at the end of September and of all the things that had to pop up; I felt it. The early signs: severe insomnia, loss of rational thought, heavy cynicism, even now I can feel it getting worse. The thing is, I don’t even want to fight it. I want to feel that sense of worthlessness, of anguish knowing something could have been done, of old pains rising up to the surface. I think it’s one of the few times I ever feel human. If this is as bad or even worse than the last bout I had, I’m not sure how long it will take to blow over. The time before lasted about 7 months. I don’t want my freshman year in college to be all about my misery. I mean my blog would turn into an emo haven of dark poetry and heart breaking images. At this point, it’ll take a miracle to reverse the process. And even then, it’s not guaranteed it’s going to work.

There is a Microsoft event in San Francisco for developers and IT pros, on October 6th. Every year I receive several of these invitations to attend, but I never do because they are in places like L.A, Las Vegas, New York. Luckily, with me recently having moved up to San Francisco, my ability to attend has greatly increased. I did not go to the conference in Berkley, mostly because I really have no idea how to get to Berkley. A Microsoft Event, is a place where developers and programmers gather to exchange ideas, to keep up with the latest tech, and to network for future projects. In my early years in high school I really wanted to be a video game designer. So I learned up and got Microsoft’s Visual Studio program (I have the 2005 version, so as you can see I am a little outdated). Within a few weeks I got an email from MS themselves, asking me to skin a few models and map a few commands. Thus my “career” at Microsoft began. I did random jobs and got free software out of it. At the time it seemed like a good trade, 30mins of work in exchange for a few hundred dollars of software. But alas it was not meant to be, in my senior year I decided I wanted to be a film maker instead of a game maker (still get to tell a story, but it’s less interactive). I missed going to an event in San Jose (a city 10 minutes from where I live), and missed out on a free 360 Elite (&%*$&##^&#&#&#&$%#^%#^%#%^$#!!!!). So now I am going (Free stuff is involved!), I don’t think I’ll blog from the conference. Mainly because my PC is at home and I would be on a Mac surrounded by people who love PCs. I think it wouldn’t end very well…..

Well, not so much a plot but I can flesh it out in my head. A black and white horror movie (in actual black and white, none of this Sin City CGI effect), that is what I want to see made. Something gruesome, controversial, something to REALLY scare the kiddies these days. Something with the styling of George A. Romero’s Night of The Living Dead, and with the sheer brutality of:

Cannibal Holocaust is the most controversial film to date. I want to beat that, I want to make a movie so terrifying that people will need psychiatric counseling after they watch it. I know I’m sounding sadistic and sick, but I really want to scare people. I want to show them true horror, and I want to see how the world reacts to it. But as of now, I only have scenes sketched out in my head. They are pretty strong images and I’m hoping to find a screenwriter who would be willing to write up a draft for the movie. I’m not too interested too much in what the actual story is, so long as my scenes and the general feeling that I want to convey is there. Eh I guess I’m more a cinematographer than a director. So any writers out there who have any ideas, send me some of your stories! We could probably work something out.

If I was a raccoon there is no way you’d be able to put me down! I’d be human sized and pliers proof.  Nothing would stop my raccoon rampage! Raaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Also I will take down you, your sleeping bag, your computer, your girlfriend, your trippy t-shirt, your unborn children, your born children, your shoes, your entire family, and your favorite conquistador with my awesome raccooness. I mean I could bite you and give you rabies. Do you really want that? I mean like 2 people die from it a year. That is some crazy shit right there. Maybe when you are old and you need to shave your eye brows you will understand, until then you must stop undermining my plans  to repeatedly rape and Mame everything that moves. suck it

Kid Boxing, every summer my family goes camping. When I mean my family I mean my ENTIRE family. Hundreds of relatives reunite one weekend of the year at the San Luis Reservior in California. While the adults sit around and catch up, the kids all have an agenda of their own: They go to a shady clearing and proceed to beat the shit out of each other. There is no age limit and the only way to win is by drawing blood, or if one person gives up.

I come back to my room at about 9:30 at night to find a red t-shirt on the door handle. Now Albert and I never discussed what the sign would be for if either of us had someone over, but a t-shirt seemed pretty obvious. So I went to Phill and Travis’ room then went back to Diandra’s. I spent a while there before heading back to check if it was safe to go into the room (much to my relief it was). However if Diandra hadn’t been awake or if Marissa had been there I doubt I would have known where to go. This would normally not be a big of deal seeing as I had one night, no where to sleep (more on that another post), but it was a Sunday and I had class bright and early in the morning. I mean don’t get me wrong, I’m all for Albert getting some, but c’mon! I need to sleep too. I don’t know, maybe I’m making too big a deal out of this… speaking of which, Albert says I should get off the whole “Sex in a sleeping bag” bit. First thing I noticed when I came back in was the sleeping bag on his bed was gone. So maybe I will get off of it, eventually. But for now: ALBERT FILICE HAD SEX IN A SLEEPING BAG (TWICE!).

Haha sorry Albert, had to be done.

One of the hardest things to do is have sex in the shower. An even harder thing to do is to have a threesome in the shower. While it does solve some friction problems concerning grinding, water plus vaginas do not mix very well. There is also a concern over space. If you want to pull this off, you are going to need a fairly big shower. People kept nearly falling out during my session so it was a hassle having to pause the action (even momentarily) to pull a person back in. Another thing to watch out for is slipping. Your feet don’t exactly have traction on wet tile so be careful when you are humping/being humped to not slip and fall. If the shower has a removeable showerhead, use it to please one or more of the participants. Remember to bring protection!! As some of you may already be aware, water is not very good for much during sex (besides quenching your thirst), so some form of protection is still a must. Next time we will cover the basics of orgies, until then, later days!