Sep 22 2008
In response to Albert’s blog
If I was a raccoon there is no way you’d be able to put me down! I’d be human sized and pliers proof. Nothing would stop my raccoon rampage! Raaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Also I will take down you, your sleeping bag, your computer, your girlfriend, your trippy t-shirt, your unborn children, your born children, your shoes, your entire family, and your favorite conquistador with my awesome raccooness. I mean I could bite you and give you rabies. Do you really want that? I mean like 2 people die from it a year. That is some crazy shit right there. Maybe when you are old and you need to shave your eye brows you will understand, until then you must stop undermining my plans to repeatedly rape and Mame everything that moves. 
suck it
