Jan 01 2009
Um What The Hell? (Porn, Sex, Humping, Orgy, Penis, Vagina)
I noticed Albert’s blog post about how people keep getting sent to our blogs because of titles relating to sex or anything sexual. Hence the title of my post having as many easily search able words as possible. Any who, I accidentally deleted the rss feed that linked my blog to his, but when I went to get it again I noticed his latest post was a little….different that usual. It seems as though my roommate has lost control of his blog to a certain asian girl from Milpitas. Although I don’t think she knows we live in room 104, as the post was titled 106….. way to fail Carrie.
On another note, Happy ‘09!
It’s pretty much the same as last year except that now you can’t text while you drive? Wasn’t this pretty obvious? Do we really need a law that says you can’t text and drive at the same time? Are people really that stupid? I mean if you can’t talk on your phone and drive, you must be some kind of stupid to think you can text and drive. I think I have a solution: Instead of writing tickets to those who get busted texting and driving, we invite them (or rather force them) to partake in a destruction derby. Their car versus several obstacles and a tank or two. With a cellphone strapped over each eye. If the tanks’ gunfire doesn’t get them, the fire pits and pendulums sure will. The winner will the be the last person surviving, and he’ll only have to pay a $200 fine! The rest, well they should have known better than to text and drive.
